Shakespearean Insults 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar

Dost thou yearn to unleash barbed jests like the immortal Shakespeare himself?

Thou liest, thou jesting monkey, thou!
—The Tempest
 
Thou paper-faced villain!
—Henry IV, Part II
 
Fret not! Elevate thine verbal dueling with a touch of the Bard’s brilliance! Consult the wittiest of wordsmiths, cast aside the mediocre, and discover the perfect zinger with the Shakespearean Insults 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar. Ideal for literature lovers, English teachers, theater enthusiasts, and history geeks—this hilarious calendar will keep thee laughing and verbally sparring every single day of 2026!
 
Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size: 4.606" x 4.606"
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages contain Daily Extra content such as puzzles, jokes, quotations, and trivia
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Every page features witty and withering wordplay from the world's most famous playwright

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