Overview
Prepare to laugh and learn with The Little Book of Farts. From historical to musical, animal to mini farts, this amusing guide celebrates the diversity of flatulence and promises hilarious moments for all toilet-humored enthusiasts.
If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away!
This amusing and informative little book is set to entertain farters far and wide. Featuring all things flatulence, it's the perfect gift for toilet-humored-cheese-cutters!
Human beings are made unique by a selection of special and beautiful things: our fingerprints, our irises, our voices... and our farts.
Covering the many different types of farts, farty facts (did you know, a person farts around 15 times a day?), farting etiquette, top-trumping tips and bottom-burp analysis, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud and let one rip.
Get a whiff of what this book's got going on inside:
· Historical farts, such as The Tomb of Toot-ankhamun
· Musical farts, such as Trumpet Chorus
· Travel farts, such as Turdulance
· Animal Farts, such as The Whale Song
· Mini Farts, such as Pocket Parp
And more!
After reading this pocket-(parp)-sized book, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away!
This amusing and informative little book is set to entertain farters far and wide. Featuring all things flatulence, it's the perfect gift for toilet-humored-cheese-cutters!
Human beings are made unique by a selection of special and beautiful things: our fingerprints, our irises, our voices... and our farts.
Covering the many different types of farts, farty facts (did you know, a person farts around 15 times a day?), farting etiquette, top-trumping tips and bottom-burp analysis, this book is sure to make you laugh out loud and let one rip.
Get a whiff of what this book's got going on inside:
· Historical farts, such as The Tomb of Toot-ankhamun
· Musical farts, such as Trumpet Chorus
· Travel farts, such as Turdulance
· Animal Farts, such as The Whale Song
· Mini Farts, such as Pocket Parp
And more!
After reading this pocket-(parp)-sized book, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
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