Overview
Kids and parents will love this laugh-out-loud, beautifully illustrated journey around the hidden world of the humble fart
A toot or a blow, a honk or a squeak
Each fart is special, each fart is unique
Hilarious verses and outrageous illustrations combine to produce an unforgettable picture book about officially the funniest thing in the world: farts!
From the racetrack to the concert hall, from lowly bank-robbers to esteemed royals, farts are produced everywhere and by everyone – but never before has such a beautiful ode to farts in all their wonderful variety been written.
The Secret Life of Farts is your masterfully crafted, rhyming guide to the rich, colourful world of flatulence that is all around us, packed full of hidden jokes for grown-ups and not-so-hidden ones for children. It is guaranteed to have you and your child giggling as you read it together and reciting its catchy rhyming couplets long after you close the book.
A toot or a blow, a honk or a squeak
Each fart is special, each fart is unique
Hilarious verses and outrageous illustrations combine to produce an unforgettable picture book about officially the funniest thing in the world: farts!
From the racetrack to the concert hall, from lowly bank-robbers to esteemed royals, farts are produced everywhere and by everyone – but never before has such a beautiful ode to farts in all their wonderful variety been written.
The Secret Life of Farts is your masterfully crafted, rhyming guide to the rich, colourful world of flatulence that is all around us, packed full of hidden jokes for grown-ups and not-so-hidden ones for children. It is guaranteed to have you and your child giggling as you read it together and reciting its catchy rhyming couplets long after you close the book.
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