Overview
Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns. Perfect for word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere, never miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing, yet hilarious one-liner.
• The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!"
• The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung.
• When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief".
• Q: How do vampires like their stakes?
A: Rare.
• Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle?
• The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel.
This book title, Born to Pun (1,400 Boss Jokes, Funny Quips and Groan-Worthy Punchlines), ISBN: 9781612437880, by Gordon Hideaki Nagai, published by Ulysses Press (March 13, 2018) is available in paperback. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.
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