Congratulations, You're Becoming a Parent (A Hilarious Guide to Everything Moms and Dads Should (NOT) Look Forward to in Parenthood!)

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With a sincere, heartfelt cover that belies the beautiful nature of parenthood, combined with the hilariously illustrated realities of parenting on the inside (think: no sleep for years and constant cleaning up), this hilarious book is the perfect gift for any soon-to-be parent!

This book brings an edgy-but-frank attitude to the parenting advice genre, and at only 48 pages it’s the perfect gift for a new parent. However, there’s a twist: the cover displays a beautiful “aww” moment of a parent, while the inside contains everything but. It’s fun, edgy, ribald, and more than anything, real advice. This is a heads-up for any new parent in your life! With the same style humor as Go the F**k to Sleep, inside soon-to-be parents will learn that just around the corner, they will be enjoying the marvelous parenting joys such as:

  • Sleeping in intervals of 15 minutes when the baby sleeps—if you’re lucky
  • Changing diapers around the clock
  • Hearing the perfectly pitched cry at the most inconvenient of times (think airplanes, Zoom meetings, and every single time you go to the bathroom)
  • Emptying the dishwasher more than you could have thought humanly possible
  • And much more!

Congratulations, You’re Becoming a Parent is a funny gift for any new parent that is about to welcome a new addition—and much more work than they can even imagine—into the family

This book title, Congratulations, You're Becoming a Parent (A Hilarious Guide to Everything Moms and Dads Should (NOT) Look Forward to in Parenthood!), ISBN: 9781951511692, by Cider Mill Press, Rhoda Domingo, published by Cider Mill Press (September 5, 2023) is available in hardcover. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.

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Product Details

Author:
Cider Mill Press, Rhoda Domingo
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
48
Publisher:
Cider Mill Press (September 5, 2023)
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9781951511692
ISBN-10:
1951511697
File:
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Folder:
HarperChristian
List Price:
$9.99
Case Pack:
30
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$5.09
Publisher Identifier:
P-TNELSON
Discount Code:
A
Page Edges:
Non-Gilded
Words of Christ:
Black Letter
Weight:
5.6oz
Dimensions:
4.65" x 7.3" x 0.45"
Country of Origin:
China
Pub Discount:
65

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