Overview
Ever wonder what’s going down in the produce aisle after dark?
Eating your fruits and veggies sounds so wholesome. But is it? Discover a world of lusty lemons, erotic eggplants, cauliflowers that can’t keep their florets to themselves, and peppers doing things you’ve never dreamed possible. With mutual enthusiastic consent, of course!
This illustrated book from celebrated cartoonist MariNaomi is a cheeky, sexy gift, perfect for a romantic partner with a sense of humor or to enliven a bachelorette/bachelor party or bridal shower.
Eating your fruits and veggies sounds so wholesome. But is it? Discover a world of lusty lemons, erotic eggplants, cauliflowers that can’t keep their florets to themselves, and peppers doing things you’ve never dreamed possible. With mutual enthusiastic consent, of course!
This illustrated book from celebrated cartoonist MariNaomi is a cheeky, sexy gift, perfect for a romantic partner with a sense of humor or to enliven a bachelorette/bachelor party or bridal shower.
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