Overview
Need to expand your swear-a-saurus? We have just the thing for you!
Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captions—sure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin’ magic!
Features include:
Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captions—sure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin’ magic!
Features include:
- 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
- Perfect bound
- Sturdy softcover
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
- Ribbon page marker
- 12-month planner: January–December 2026
- Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
- Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write
- Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
- Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Each weekly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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