Overview
Say hello to another year’s worth of hilarious and foul-mouthed fowls with an attitude! This ferocious flock isn’t playing nice—and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way.
This 12-month weekly desk pad is chock-full of feathered friends with bold and brazen truth bombs to drop! Each weekly spread features vintage bird art paired with sweary sayings that will ruffle feathers and make a splash. Keep track of appointments and meetings in generously-sized weekly grid space. Record the long list of shit you need to get done in the aptly named “Shit To Do” section. Stay on top of your schedule using the month-at-a-glance calendarial conveniently provided on each weekly spread. But most importantly, let these effin’ birds bring you joy and make you laugh each and every day of 2024—all while expanding your swear-word vocabulary!
Features include:
This 12-month weekly desk pad is chock-full of feathered friends with bold and brazen truth bombs to drop! Each weekly spread features vintage bird art paired with sweary sayings that will ruffle feathers and make a splash. Keep track of appointments and meetings in generously-sized weekly grid space. Record the long list of shit you need to get done in the aptly named “Shit To Do” section. Stay on top of your schedule using the month-at-a-glance calendarial conveniently provided on each weekly spread. But most importantly, let these effin’ birds bring you joy and make you laugh each and every day of 2024—all while expanding your swear-word vocabulary!
Features include:
- Weekly desk pad can also be used as a computer mouse pad
- 9" x 7.25" page size
- Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
- Color tear-off weekly pages
- Spans January–December 2024
- Generous space for recording tasks, appointments, reminders, meal planning, and habits tracking
- Month-at-a-glance on each weekly page
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Sweary commentary and vintage bird artwork changes weekly
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