Overview
These fowl and their foul-mouthed friends express themselves in laugh-out-loud profanity as colorful as their feathers.
Who're you, John James @%$&#! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the effin' word."
Features include:
Who're you, John James @%$&#! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the effin' word."
Features include:
- 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
- Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
- Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
- Planning spread for September–December 2024
- Spans January–December 2025
- Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Features colorful vintage bird artwork with even more colorful language
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