Overview
Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.
Features include:
- 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
- Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
- Planning spread for September–December 2025
- Spans January–December 2026
- Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
This book title, Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar, ISBN: 9781524898014, by Aaron Reynolds, published by Andrews McMeel Publishing (July 15, 2025) is available in calendar. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.
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