Overview
Turn your desk into a nest of fowl-mouthed chaos and cackles with this Effin' Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar.
Need a little bird-fueled rage to get you through the day? The Effin’ Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar has you covered. This furious flock of foul-mouthed fowls simply does not give a cluck, and their rage is infectious. Each weekday page features full-color vintage bird artwork, paired with sweary sayings that are both funny and painfully relatable. Combined weekend pages provide space for you to create expletive-laden captions of your own, ad-lib style. Whether you’re laughing out loud or just nodding in salty agreement, these birds are here to make sure your year is full of sweary hilarity!
Features include:
Need a little bird-fueled rage to get you through the day? The Effin’ Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar has you covered. This furious flock of foul-mouthed fowls simply does not give a cluck, and their rage is infectious. Each weekday page features full-color vintage bird artwork, paired with sweary sayings that are both funny and painfully relatable. Combined weekend pages provide space for you to create expletive-laden captions of your own, ad-lib style. Whether you’re laughing out loud or just nodding in salty agreement, these birds are here to make sure your year is full of sweary hilarity!
Features include:
- No single-use plastic
- Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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