Overview
One-Liners: I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” Andy Rooney
Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, I know, but there isn’t just onethere are hundreds!”
Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
The man replied, I’m just doing what you said, DocGet a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
The doctor said, I didn't say that. I said, You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”
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