Overview
One-Liners: I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” Andy Rooney
Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, I know, but there isn’t just onethere are hundreds!”
Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
The man replied, I’m just doing what you said, DocGet a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
The doctor said, I didn't say that. I said, You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”
Belly Laughs is a lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
This book title, Gut Busters and Belly Laughs (Jokes for Seniors, Boomers, and Anyone Else Who Thinks 30-Somethings Are Just Kids), ISBN: 9781628738209, by Steven D. Price, published by Skyhorse (August 5, 2014) is available in paperback. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.
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