Overview
A hilarious, clever spoof, perfect for fans of Dragons Love Tacos, We Don’t Eat Our Classmates, The Food Group series, and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.
Making a delicious jelly sandwich has never been easier.
Just follow these five simple steps:
1. Disguise yourself as a duck2. Spin with an elephant3. Bathe a dog4. Organize a joust5. Train a hamster
Wait, WHAT???!
This zany, twisty send-up of a classic elementary school assignment—writing a “how-to”—brims with fun and shenanigans. We dare you NOT to turn to jelly laughing!
This book title, How NOT to Make a Jelly Sandwich, ISBN: 9781338877090, by Ross Burach, Ross Burach, published by Scholastic Inc. (April 7, 2026) is available in hardcover. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.
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