Overview
Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in anĀ abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everythingĀ is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? IfĀ the answer is yes, youāre probably trapped in a horror movie. ButĀ donāt freak outājust read this book! With it you will learn how toĀ overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:
ā¢Ā How to determine what type of horror film youāre trapped in
ā¢Ā The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
ā¢ How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, andĀ other haunted objects
ā¢ How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, andĀ other global threats
ā¢ What to do if you did something last summer, if your cornĀ has children in it, or if you suspect youāre already dead
This book title, How to Survive a Horror Movie (All the Skills to Dodge the Kills), ISBN: 9781683691464, by Seth Grahame-Smith, published by Quirk Books (September 24, 2019) is available in paperback. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.
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