Anecdotes & Quotations

The Good Old Days--They Were Terrible!

The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said

Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth (And Other Pop Culture Correspondences)

Just My Typo (From "Sinning with the Choir" to "the Untied States")

2,000 Sure-Fire Jokes for Speakers (The Encyclopedia of One-Liner Comedy)

Damn You, Autocorrect! (Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to Send)

It's the Little Things . . . (An Appreciation of Life's Simple Pleasures)

F in Exams (The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers)

The Essential Groucho (Writings by, for, and about Groucho Marx)

Dance of the Reptiles (Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns)

Deepest Thoughts (So Deep They Squeak)

The Whole Death Catalog (A Lively Guide to the Bitter End)

Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

I'm the One That I Want

Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway

Don't Get Me Started

Deng Xiaoping Is a Chain-Smoking Communist Dwarf (The Sayings of Pat Buchanan)

The Trouble with Nowadays (A Curmudgeon Strikes Back)

Heads in Beds (A Reckless Memoir of Hotels, Hustles, and So-Called Hospitality)

10 Ways to Recycle a Corpse (and 100 More Dreadfully Distasteful Lists)

If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People? (Smart Quotes for Dumb Times)

I Killed (True Stories of the Road from America's Top Comics)

Mountain Man Dance Moves (The McSweeney's Book of Lists)

Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me

Ask the Past (Pertinent and Impertinent Advice from Yesteryear)

Prescription for Happiness

The Funniest Cop Stories Ever

A Collection of Sexy Quotes

How to Tell a Woman by Her Handbag

Stupid Science (Weird Experiments, Mad Scientists, and Idiots in the Lab)

Teachers (Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes)

Stupid on the Road (Idiots on Planes, Trains, Buses, and Cars)

Bargain Junkie (Living the Good Life on the Cheap)

chocolate (life is a struggle between good, evil, and chocolate)

Quick-Fix Cooking with Roadkill

Why Limit Happy to an Hour? (A Little Book of Wit (and a Whole Lot of Attitude))

Friends Should Know When They're Not Wanted (A Sociopath's Guide to Friendship)

Stupid Conservatives (Weird and Wacky Tales from the Right Wing)

Keep Calm and Drink Up (Miniature Edition)

Honey Badger Don't Care (Randall's Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals)

Now Panic and Freak Out (Miniature Edition)

Stupid Sports

A Good Book for a Bad Day (Miniature Edition)

A Lighter Shade of Blue (Weird, Wild, and Wacky Cop Stories)

American Thighs (The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets)

Hello Goodbye Hello (A Circle of 101 Remarkable Meetings)

Found (Found)

Drinking with George (A Barstool Professional's Guide to Beer)

The Good Old Days--They Were Terrible!

The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said

Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth (And Other Pop Culture Correspondences)

Just My Typo (From "Sinning with the Choir" to "the Untied States")

2,000 Sure-Fire Jokes for Speakers (The Encyclopedia of One-Liner Comedy)

Damn You, Autocorrect! (Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to Send)

It's the Little Things . . . (An Appreciation of Life's Simple Pleasures)

F in Exams (The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers)

The Essential Groucho (Writings by, for, and about Groucho Marx)

Dance of the Reptiles (Rampaging Tourists, Marauding Pythons, Larcenous Legislators, Crazed Celebrities, and Tar-Balled Beaches: Selected Columns)

Deepest Thoughts (So Deep They Squeak)

The Whole Death Catalog (A Lively Guide to the Bitter End)

Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

I'm the One That I Want

Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway

Don't Get Me Started

Deng Xiaoping Is a Chain-Smoking Communist Dwarf (The Sayings of Pat Buchanan)

The Trouble with Nowadays (A Curmudgeon Strikes Back)

Heads in Beds (A Reckless Memoir of Hotels, Hustles, and So-Called Hospitality)

10 Ways to Recycle a Corpse (and 100 More Dreadfully Distasteful Lists)

If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People? (Smart Quotes for Dumb Times)

I Killed (True Stories of the Road from America's Top Comics)

Mountain Man Dance Moves (The McSweeney's Book of Lists)

Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me

Ask the Past (Pertinent and Impertinent Advice from Yesteryear)

Prescription for Happiness

The Funniest Cop Stories Ever

A Collection of Sexy Quotes

How to Tell a Woman by Her Handbag

Stupid Science (Weird Experiments, Mad Scientists, and Idiots in the Lab)

Teachers (Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes)

Stupid on the Road (Idiots on Planes, Trains, Buses, and Cars)

Bargain Junkie (Living the Good Life on the Cheap)

chocolate (life is a struggle between good, evil, and chocolate)

Quick-Fix Cooking with Roadkill

Why Limit Happy to an Hour? (A Little Book of Wit (and a Whole Lot of Attitude))

Friends Should Know When They're Not Wanted (A Sociopath's Guide to Friendship)

Stupid Conservatives (Weird and Wacky Tales from the Right Wing)

Keep Calm and Drink Up (Miniature Edition)

Honey Badger Don't Care (Randall's Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals)

Now Panic and Freak Out (Miniature Edition)

Stupid Sports

A Good Book for a Bad Day (Miniature Edition)

A Lighter Shade of Blue (Weird, Wild, and Wacky Cop Stories)

American Thighs (The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Preserving Your Assets)

Hello Goodbye Hello (A Circle of 101 Remarkable Meetings)

Found (Found)

Drinking with George (A Barstool Professional's Guide to Beer)