Idiots (Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes)

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A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the ā€œhonest, complicatedā€ (SheKnows) Idiot.

TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING!

In her first book, Idiot, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recoveryā€”establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, ā€œHow did we get here?ā€ Sex. Sex is how we got here.

Lauraā€™s life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot, but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhoodā€”plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book (which is really saying something). In Idiots, Laura shares more than anyone ever asked for about:

-Mucus plugs, vacuum extraction, and adult diapers
-Dousing doulas, VagTime, and pelvic organ prolapse
-Vaginismus, laxative overdose, and accidental lactivism
-Placenta pills, mom brain, and vibrator manifestation
-Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctorā€™s face
-ADHD, autism, postpartum depression, and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne
-Unsolicited dick, sexual assault, and sister-drugging
-Stephenā€™s cheating, Lauraā€™s cheating, fights, and forgiveness
-Choosing love over fear and healing the world

Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups, triumphs, and learning from her mistakes. Whether sheā€™s crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger (who has most certainly considered a restraining order), Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst momentsā€”more important, she makes us laugh, cry, and feel less alone in the world.

This book title, Idiots (Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes), ISBN: 9781982167103, by Laura Clery, published by Gallery Books (April 5, 2022) is available in hardcover. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.

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Product Details

Author:
Laura Clery
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
256
Publisher:
Gallery Books (April 5, 2022)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781982167103
ISBN-10:
1982167106
Dimensions:
6" x 9" x 0.9"
File:
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Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$27.99
Case Pack:
20
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$14.27
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Weight:
15.44oz
Audience:
General/trade
Pub Discount:
65

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