Overview
Happy Feet meets March of the Penguins in this comical new entry in the bestselling If I had a . . . series. With over 370,000 copies in print across seventeen languages, the If I had a . . . series continues to gain fans and build a following around the world.
To date, the series has imagined ten different creatures and what it would be like to integrate them into a child’s daily life. From prehistoric pets to eight-legged sea creatures, the series delights readers with its rollicking rhymes and hilarious comic gags.
If I had a penguin is no different and imagines a sequence of hilarious scenarios in which a colony of Adélie penguins visit the water park, the seaside, and the jazz club, before cramming themselves onto the sofa to watch a movie and into the bathtub before bed.
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