If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men

From the Eisner Award-winning creator of The Oatmeal and #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You comes this charmingly absurd gift book about man’s best friend.

In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.
 
 

This book title, If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, ISBN: 9781449433529, by The Oatmeal, Matthew Inman, published by Andrews McMeel Publishing (September 26, 2017) is available in hardcover. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.

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