It's Probably Nothing...* (*Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Implants)

ISBN: 9781501187032
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Daring, sly, and unlike any other book you’ve read, this memoir-in-poems tackles cancer with a bawdy wit guaranteed to “make you laugh in cancer’s face” (Marisa Acocella Marchetto, author of Cancer Vixen).

As a vibrant woman in her late thirties, a mother of two, poet, artist, and teacher, Micki Myers decided to confront her cancer diagnosis head on with the sharpest tools in her arsenal: namely, her sense of humor and unbridled poetic license.

The result is a charming, poignant, laugh-out-loud collection that hits all the highs (morphine) and lows (everything else) of being a cancer patient and surviving with your spirit intact (even if your boobs are not).

It’s Probably Nothing. . .* provides the perfect blend of wit and pathos to help you or a loved one achieve much-needed perspective on this frightening journey, whether recently diagnosed or reveling in remission. From losing your hair (even, ahem, down there) and gaining two bouncy silicone strangers, to the pitfalls of marijuana therapy and the endless chemo-room muzak “that makes you think / sur­vival might be overrated,” Myers reminds you that you’re not alone and that it’s okay to laugh.

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Product Details

Author:
Micki Myers
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
160
Publisher:
Simon & Schuster (September 23, 2017)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781501187032
ISBN-10:
1501187031
Weight:
4.66oz
Dimensions:
5" x 7" x 0.5"
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42
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Imprint:
Simon & Schuster

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