Overview
A not-for-children children’s book…This Xmas, everyone has the same wish. And Santa’s on his WEIGH!
A wickedly funny, adults-only holiday spoof for the age of Ozempic, injectables, and impossible New Year’s resolutions. In this irreverent reimagining of “’Twas the Night Before Christmas,” St. GLP arrives with a sleigh full of syringes, celebrity references, and weight-loss wishes—promising a very different kind of Christmas miracle. Packed with dark humor and outrageous festive illustrations, this is the perfect gag gift for anyone who can laugh at diet culture, wellness trends, and the annual pressure to become a “new you” by January 1.
A wickedly funny, adults-only holiday spoof for the age of Ozempic, injectables, and impossible New Year’s resolutions. In this irreverent reimagining of “’Twas the Night Before Christmas,” St. GLP arrives with a sleigh full of syringes, celebrity references, and weight-loss wishes—promising a very different kind of Christmas miracle. Packed with dark humor and outrageous festive illustrations, this is the perfect gag gift for anyone who can laugh at diet culture, wellness trends, and the annual pressure to become a “new you” by January 1.
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