Overview
Everyone loves a good “#1 Dad,” but why should dads have all the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! It's packed with dad joke humor created by Brett Belle. Yes, she's a mom, and yes, she'll make you laugh until you cry.
Here are a few regrettable, dad-approved samples for your amusement:
• Most people don't realize Argentina's so cold... it's bordering on Chile
• A dragon would never explode. A dino might.
• This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen... as it stands, the police have nothing to go on.
• What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
• My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.
• What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
• My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said, “You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water.” I know she means well.
• When I read horror books in Braille, I'm pretty sure I know when something bad is about to happen... I can feel it.
• Just when you think food couldn't possibly call you on the phone... Bam! Onion rings.
• My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture... I have a hunch it might be me
In this joke book, you'll find over 300 lines like these—original gut-busters and classic groaners—plus QR codes that link to Brett’s funny social media accounts.
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