Overview
Runner-up Rap
I'm not Miss America
But I'm still pumped
'Cause I love being
The first runner-up
It's a lifetime job
Being Miss America
But we runners-up
Can hang up our tiaras
And no one remembers
Who came in second
So I don't have to fret
When the media beckons
Former Miss Americas
Gotta look swell
But first runners-up
Can just be ourselves
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