Overview
The table was set.
The feast ready to begin.
But the animals were missing
one very special friend.
Where was Turkey?
Thanksgiving has arrived, and Turkey’s friends invite him to come over and celebrate. But Turkey kindly denies every dinner invitation: “No, thanks.” What could the star of the day be up to? The animals decide to find out!
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