Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire (Because the Undead Have Feelings Too!)

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Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?

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Product Details

Author:
Tim Collins, Andrew Pinder
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
336
Publisher:
Aladdin (August 24, 2010)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781442411838
ISBN-10:
144241183X
Weight:
14.05oz
Dimensions:
5.5" x 8" x 1.1"
Case Pack:
36
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_05012025_P8557357_onix30_Complete-20250501.xml
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Age Range:
10 to 14
Grade Level:
5th Grade to 9th Grade
Folder:
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List Price:
$12.99
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Lexile Measure:
1030L
Audience:
Children/juvenile
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Aladdin

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