Overview
An outrageously silly picture book about a family's beloved couch and the wide array of farts it collects over the years!
This couch has supported all kinds of butts, and even more kinds of farts: trumpets, toots, and squeaks by everyone from grandparents and birthday party guests to even one of Santa's reindeer! But who could have guessed that the couch was absorbing every single fart? Now that it's bursting at the seams, there's only one thing left to do: let it rip!
This couch has supported all kinds of butts, and even more kinds of farts: trumpets, toots, and squeaks by everyone from grandparents and birthday party guests to even one of Santa's reindeer! But who could have guessed that the couch was absorbing every single fart? Now that it's bursting at the seams, there's only one thing left to do: let it rip!
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