Overview
From award-winning storyteller Micaela Blei, a charming, laugh-out-loud funny memoir about defeating self-doubt, accepting yourself unconditionally, and stepping into your true power—Divine Feminine energy and all.
Micaela Blei is a beloved third-grade teacher. That much is clear. After all, her students are enthralled with her storytelling gifts and boundless charm. But full-grown men? Not so much. In her search for a partner, Blei takes the leap and enrolls in the Divine Feminine, a course for women who need to get in touch with their sexual power. Stepping outside her comfort zone, homework in hand, Blei flirts, dates, and even falls in love. But as her confidence grows, so do the complications. Turns out it's going to take more than a set of instructions and a pink boa to create a life she can love.
The Secret Life of Your Third-Grade Teacher is a poignant, laugh-out-loud memoir about perfectionism, self-help culture, and the lifelong search for belonging. From a two-time winner of the Moth GrandSLAM storytelling contest, this is a story for anyone who's followed the rules and still feels like they are doing it wrong—or for anyone who simply struggles to navigate the complex territory between desire and desirability. It is a love song to late bloomers, wing girls, class clowns, and wallflowers: We see you.
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