Unspirational 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar (but first, anxiety)

The great thing about giving up is you still have a long way to go before you hit rock-bottom—all the more time to snicker at the hopeful strivers who haven't figured out the joke, yet. Lean into the spiral with these hilariously dark, pessimistic parodies of fluffy, feel-good affirmations.

Everyone who's had enough delusional self-help clichés and just wants a real laugh will find all their dark and cynical, silly and sarcastic buttons pushed by @unspirational's caustic, edgy, deadpan daily messages. You might as well, right, because is it really getting better from here?

Features include:

• Page size: 4.5" x 4.5"
• Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Every day features hilariously pessimistic quotes and anti-affirmations in @unspirational’s inimitable style (because who would want to imitate that?)

This book title, Unspirational 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar (but first, anxiety), ISBN: 9781524879921, by Elan Gale, published by Andrews McMeel Publishing (August 1, 2023) is available in calendar. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.

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