Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar (It's Never Too Late to Quit!)

Perfect for cynics, realists, and everyone sick of toxic positivity, producer and internet wit Elan Gale's unapologetically snarky anti-affirmations prove that sarcasm is the ultimate self-care.

Not everyone's here to “live, laugh, love." For those of us who prefer to roll our eyes and keep it moving, Elan Gale’s Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a darkly funny year of cranky quips, bitter truths, and hilariously unhelpful “inspirations” that skewer the soft-focus positivity of traditional affirmations.
 
Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size 4.606 x 4.606
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Daily sarcastic “unspirational” messages that mock delusional positivity and sentimental affirmations.

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