Warning: Do Not Open This Book!

ISBN: 9781442435827
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Product Details

Author:
Adam Lehrhaupt, Matthew Forsythe
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
40
Publisher:
Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books (August 27, 2013)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781442435827
ISBN-10:
1442435828
Weight:
13.92oz
Dimensions:
9" x 9" x 0.5"
Case Pack:
32
File:
Eloquence-SimonSchuster_12022025_P9438238_onix30_Complete-20251202.xml
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Age Range:
4 to 8
Grade Level:
Preschool to 3rd Grade
Lexile Measure:
AD300L
Folder:
Eloquence
List Price:
$19.99
Publisher Identifier:
P-SS
Discount Code:
A
Audience:
Children/juvenile
Pub Discount:
65
Imprint:
Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books

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Overview

An E. B. White Read-Aloud Honor Book
An ALA Notable Book
A Huffington Post Notable Book

CAUTION! This book contains monkeys, alligators, and a whole lot of silliness.

You really shouldn’t be opening this book.
I’m serious.
Just put it back on the shelf.
Right...now.
You’re still reading this?
Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you...

It looks like a book, it feels like a book, and it even smells like a book. But watch out...madness and mayhem lie within! Debut author Adam Lehrhaupt urges you NOT to take a walk on the wild side in this humorous, interactive romp with inventive and engaging illustrations from Eisner Award–winning comic artist and rising star children’s book illustrator Matthew Forsythe. Warning: Do Not Open This Book? won the E.B. White Read-Aloud Honor award and was a 2013 Huffington Post Best Picture Book honorable mention and an ALA Notable Children’s Book.

This quirky, subversive creation begs to be enjoyed again and again and again.

“These monkeys are a RIOT! And their books are funny, too!” —Ame Dyckman

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