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What I'd Say to the Martians (And Other Veiled Threats) by Jack Handey, 9781401322663

What I'd Say to the Martians (And Other Veiled Threats)

What I'd Say to the Martians (And Other Veiled Threats) by Jack Handey, 9781401322663
ISBN: 9781401322663
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Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.

This book title, What I'd Say to the Martians (And Other Veiled Threats), ISBN: 9781401322663, by Jack Handey, published by Hachette Books (April 8, 2008) is available in hardcover. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.

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Author:
Jack Handey
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
192
Publisher:
Hachette Books (April 8, 2008)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9781401322663
ISBN-10:
1401322662
Weight:
11.52oz
Dimensions:
5.35" x 8.3" x 0.95"
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30
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