What the Dogs Have Taught Me (And Other Amazing Things I've Learned)

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Award-winning comedy writer Merrill Markoe, the slightly warped mind behind Stupid Pet Tricks, is an old hand with dogs. She knows who’s boss (they are) and the myriad ways a loving pet can make you feel guilty twenty-four hours a day. This new edition of Merrill Markoe’s classic collection of humorous essays gives readers the choicest selections along with brand-new material.

In these razor-sharp essays, Markoe recounts her dogs’ phone chats with animal communicators, her search for past lives, and her brief stint as a stun gun saleswoman. She describes the workshop that taught her how to launch an Internet porn business and another that gave proper instruction in the esoteric art of becoming a dominatrix.

She shares insight into what it is like to structure your day using only dog rules, how to spot a really horrible restaurant, and what it’s like to have a romantic dinner with Fabio. There’s even a bright side to preparing for the apocalypse: “At last, it is time to forget about fat grams and low cholesterol.” This enchantingly rambunctious and boundlessly enjoyable book gives you Merrill Markoe at her best. You’ll devour it in one sitting (and so may your pet).

This book title, What the Dogs Have Taught Me (And Other Amazing Things I've Learned), ISBN: 9780812974508, by Merrill Markoe, published by Random House Publishing Group (January 11, 2005) is available in paperback. Our minimum order quantity is 25 copies. All standard bulk book orders ship FREE in the continental USA and delivered in 4-10 business days.

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Product Details

Author:
Merrill Markoe
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
272
Publisher:
Random House Publishing Group (January 11, 2005)
Language:
English
ISBN-13:
9780812974508
ISBN-10:
0812974506
Weight:
7.47oz
Dimensions:
5.22" x 7.94" x 0.63"
Case Pack:
24
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