Overview
Do you want to have some fun with Shakespeare? Rip the quill from the Bard’s immortal hands and pen hilarious versions of the most-beloved scenes from:
Hamlet
To STRIP, or not to STRIP, that is the question.
Romeo and Juliet
What FART through yonder window breaks?
Macbeth
Is this a JOINT which I see before me?
Much Ado About Nothing
If thou dost BOFF, my VIBRATOR shall incite thee
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
So, good night unto you all.
FEED me your BRAINS, if we be friends,
And YOUR MOMMA shall restore amends.
AND MORE!
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