You're Not a Real Parent Until...

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Author:
Jason Chatfield, Scott Dooley
Format:
Hardcover
Pages:
128
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing (August 18, 2026)
Imprint:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date:
August 18, 2026
Language:
English
Audience:
General/trade
ISBN-13:
9798881602406
Weight:
0.85oz
Dimensions:
7" x 7"
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Overview

No parent is ever alone—especially in the bathroom. Perfect for baby showers, tired moms, any dad who's ever stepped on a LEGO, this laugh-out-loud celebration of chaos, love, and sticky-fingered joy is hilarious, heartfelt, and highly relatable.

This collection of delightful observations from award-winning cartoonists and stand-up comedians Scott Dooley and Jason Chatfield will reassure all parents that everything’s going to be totally fine. Whether it’s accepting dried vomit as a constant presence or helping them move into their first apartment, You're Not a Real Parent Until… joyfully delves into what makes parenting the most rewarding, frustrating, hilarious, gross, and wouldn’t-change-it-for-the-world experience.

In the spirit of For Dummies and The Far Side, You're Not a Real Parent Until… is the perfect gift for any parent, especially those of newborns, toddlers, and young children.

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