Overview
Zombies struggle with healthy hygiene habits in this laugh-out-loud picture book!
You probably shouldn’t brush your teeth with rocks, right? Well, try telling that to a zombie! Seriously, it’s time to teach those undead slobs a thing or two about healthy hygiene. Like, maybe try a water bath instead of a dirt bath. Or how about brushing those teeth after munching on brains? (Just a thought.) With oh-so ewww-y illustrations and laugh-out-loud rhymes, pre-readers and early readers alike are sure to be scared silly—and pick up some healthy hygiene tips along the way. Written by Benjamin Harper (Bug Girl, Hansel & Gretel & Zombies), this picture book is a must-have gift for baby showers, birthdays, and childhood milestones.
Other Books in the Care and Keeping of Zombies series:
Zombies Shouldn’t Eat Brains for Breakfast
Zombies Shouldn’t Exercise After Midnight
Zombies Shouldn’t Sleep in the Dirt
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