How to Count to ONE ((And Don't Even THINK About Bigger Numbers!))

“Just as we once screamed at a pigeon not to drive the bus, we now, with similar glee, take on Salmon as he commands us not to count past one.” 
—Amy Alznauer, New York Times

Outsmart this bossy and hilarious picture book about counting!

You know how to count, right? GREAT! There are LOTS of fun things to count in this book: whales, baboons, rainbows, pyramids . . . There's just one rule. You must ONLY ever count to ONE.

So don't even about THINK bigger numbers. OK?!

Get ready to show off your skills in this fun new counting book! But all is not as it seems . . . is this book really only about counting to "ONE?" Because there are SO MANY fun things that you could count. But wait —maybe there's a way to outsmart the book . . . and count all the way up to 100!

Featuring Stories Aloud audio— scan the QR code on the back cover to listen to the book read aloud!

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